PSYCHO COFFEE 250g

Psycho Strong Coffee. No chilli. No fire. Just raw, undiluted Psycho-strength caffeine to rattle your bones and set your soul vibrating like a tuning fork in a thunderstorm. You’ve survived my sauces. You’ve danced with the devil over a bowl of Psycho Hot Wings. Now it is time to test your mettle in the arena of pure, roasted mayhem. This devilishly dark brew is forged from three fiendishly flavourful beans, roasted to the brink of madness and ground fresh to unleash their full, brutal potential. The result? A bold, full-bodied flavour without the acrid bitterness of your average cup of despair. It’s rich, it’s smooth, it’s got more kick than a mule on methadone. One mug will have you reorganising your spice rack alphabetically at 4am. Two mugs and you’ll be able to hear colours. Now in eco-friendly pouches — because even lunatics care about the planet.