PSYCHO COFFEE x 3 bags with Psycho Mug

Three bags of Psycho Coffee and one official Psycho Mug — because why merely dabble in madness when you can dive in head-first? This is not a starter set. This is an unholy pact between your adrenal glands and whatever residual sense of self-control you’ve still got knocking about. Brew a mug. Refill it. Repeat until you start hearing Morse code from your eyebrows. No chilli. Just three brutal bags of dark-roasted destruction and a mug that’s seen things.